Hello . . I am the ranting bear . . Did you notice how I emphasized "am"? Well . . . I just did that for dramatic effect . . . Was it dramatic enough for you? . . . hee hee . . Yah . . I'm not quite sure what I was doing there . . . . . . well . . . you had to be there . . . and here it out loud, you know? . . . . hmm . . . . anyway . . you know what bugs me? Staying up late and then like . . . not . .. being able to get up in the morning . . hmmmmm . . . you know? . . . It's like you're having a great time and you don't want to go to bed and then . . .. you set the alarm . . . and in the morning . .. you like TRY to turn it off . . . but then . . . . like you can't SEE ANYTHING! BECAUSE IT'S DARK . . and you don't want to wake up any other bears . . of course . . . . . . . . . . . . what was I saying? . . . oh yes . . IT'S DARK AND YOU CAN'T SEE . . AND YOU CONTINUE TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN AND AGAIN . . AND THEN, YOU ARE LATE FOR YOUR MUSIC PRACTICE IN THE MORNING! . . .

. . . . HMM .. . yah . . . .
. . . so that's what happens when you stay up late.

thanks for giving me a listening ear . . - the ranting bear

WOW!

NOTHING TO RANT ABOUT TODAY . . WOW! GOOD DAY TODAY . . BUT NEVER FEAR THERE WILL BE RANTS TO COME!

- THE RANTING BEAR

BEAUTIFUL DAY . . suuuuuuurrrre as if

Hey there! Ranting Bear here! How's it going?
It's just another beautiful day here . . well a beautiful that's about to go bad real soon . . I can just feel it. : ) So enough about my day how was yours?

RANT AND RAVE if you like! : ) AFTER ALL MISERY LOVES COMPANY!

HAVE A PLEASANT DAY!

WRITING MY BLOGS

Hey there . . I just wanted everyone to know that I've been having . . er . . . . . . issues . . with my blogging stuff . . . I'm trying to find out how to move my blogs from MEET THE RANTING BEAR site to this site, THE RANTING BEAR . . . . the blogging setup options tell me I can import a blog posting . . . but when I click on it . . . . I am only able to import the entire blog site . . . BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO DO!!!!!????? GRRRRRRRRRR

well . . if anyone has any suggestions . . let me know . . . I would appreciate it greatly . . . .

-ranting bear

SLEEPING

Do you know what really bugs me? Sleeping . . I mean . . everybody has to do it . . . and it's like . . you can get absolutely nothing done when you're sleeping . . . and it's like . . you try to wake up in the morning and you wake up and you're like . . WHAT HAPPENED?!!! Everything I wanted to do this morning has been defeated because of my insatiable appetite for sleep . . . It's like the most destructive drug! or something . . . ok .. . . ok . . . ok . . . . I know that sleeping is good . . and I guess it like . . helps like . . it lets my brain sleep or something . . . but seriously . . . this is an epedemic that is sweepint the nation . . and THE WORLD! Everyone is subject to it's manipulative grip! . . ok . . well . . you will all thank me when the world REALIZES all the precious ours that SLEEP takes away from all of us! Anyway . . HAVE A GOOD SLEEP . . mwa ha ha haaaaaa . .. . . . the ranting bear

UPDATES

Hi all you fans . . . out there . . or . . umm . . maybe the one person who decides to pity me and read this blog. I am proud to announce that The Ranting Bear now has not only one website, but also another one on I'll get a link up when I have a chance. Also visit the Ranting Bear YouTube Site, too from the link on this page!

Sunday, May 10th Mother's Day

Okay . . Hi Everyone! okay . . Yah . . Yah . . Yah . . Happy Mother's Day . . psha

okay o . . most importantly I NEED . . to get on with my ranting!
Today's rant is about licenses in pants pockets . .

okay . . so . . you know how when you go out and like . . you're a guy . . or when you go out and you are like not . . a guy . . . but you decide you don't want to bring a purse and . . yadayadayada . . bla bla bla . . you put your license and debit card and like . . maybe your Blockbuster or Stop'n Shop rewards card in your pocket!? . . you know!!??? . . . . and like when you need it later . . it's like in the pair of pants that you wore YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!????? . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . yah . . .. THAT REALLY BUGS ME . . .
I mean like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHAT PANTS I WORE YESTERDAY? . . AND LIKE WHERE I put them? . . and like . . HOW LONG . . it's gong to take to find them? . . and like . . . THEN . . IF . . I figure all that out . . on top of a million other questions . . that I just can't get into all the complexities about right now . . . . . . . - wait , I need a moment to breath
--------------------------thanks, . . . . okay, there, so as I was saying it's like I was saying . . then HOW IN THE WORLD can my fluffly little brain take all the stresss of repeating this little escapade EVERY SINGLE TIME!? Do you know how? Can YOU tell me . . . . !!!!??

okay . . so I understand that this is a normal eperience that people go through every day . . but you REALLY would think that with ALL the technology we have and with ALL THE CRAZY STUFF GOING ON THE WORLD MAYBE JUST MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SOLVE THIS TINY LITTLE PROBLEM! . . . hey stop that laughing . You are making Ranting Bear sad. : ( --- wha . . What did you say?

Get over it?!!!!! Well . . okay . . so ignoring that comment fromt he voice in my head . . I just wanted to say that this is seriously a problem . . for me as well as millions . .

listen to me for just a sec . . I mean the only solution for this problem is to have a purse (if you're a girl), and for guys, there's like nooooo . . solution for you guy's so I guess you are out of luck, but seriously . . even if you have a purse . . it's like . . you can totally leave your purse somewhere too . . and lose . . and then , psha . . your license is lost anyway, too . .. .

And that reminds me . . license in the pocket is like a sure way to lose the license in the wash or wherever . . like falling out at the mall . . . or . . well ...WHEREVER ..you go . . ..

So . . I guess the only solution is to either attach my driver's licens to my forehead with a glue gun, or perhaps . . I could find a way to hole punch my license . . and put it on my keychain . . BUT REGULAR HOLE-PUNCHER'S ARE SOOOO BIG . . I'd definitely need one with a smaller hole-punch size . . hmmmmmmmmmm . . things to think about . .



hmmm . . yess . . well . . . I am out of Ranting energy for now . .


Ta ta firr now,

- The Ranting Bear