Sunday, May 10th Mother's Day

Okay . . Hi Everyone! okay . . Yah . . Yah . . Yah . . Happy Mother's Day . . psha

okay o . . most importantly I NEED . . to get on with my ranting!
Today's rant is about licenses in pants pockets . .

okay . . so . . you know how when you go out and like . . you're a guy . . or when you go out and you are like not . . a guy . . . but you decide you don't want to bring a purse and . . yadayadayada . . bla bla bla . . you put your license and debit card and like . . maybe your Blockbuster or Stop'n Shop rewards card in your pocket!? . . you know!!??? . . . . and like when you need it later . . it's like in the pair of pants that you wore YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!????? . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . yah . . .. THAT REALLY BUGS ME . . .
I mean like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHAT PANTS I WORE YESTERDAY? . . AND LIKE WHERE I put them? . . and like . . HOW LONG . . it's gong to take to find them? . . and like . . . THEN . . IF . . I figure all that out . . on top of a million other questions . . that I just can't get into all the complexities about right now . . . . . . . - wait , I need a moment to breath
--------------------------thanks, . . . . okay, there, so as I was saying it's like I was saying . . then HOW IN THE WORLD can my fluffly little brain take all the stresss of repeating this little escapade EVERY SINGLE TIME!? Do you know how? Can YOU tell me . . . . !!!!??

okay . . so I understand that this is a normal eperience that people go through every day . . but you REALLY would think that with ALL the technology we have and with ALL THE CRAZY STUFF GOING ON THE WORLD MAYBE JUST MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SOLVE THIS TINY LITTLE PROBLEM! . . . hey stop that laughing . You are making Ranting Bear sad. : ( --- wha . . What did you say?

Get over it?!!!!! Well . . okay . . so ignoring that comment fromt he voice in my head . . I just wanted to say that this is seriously a problem . . for me as well as millions . .

listen to me for just a sec . . I mean the only solution for this problem is to have a purse (if you're a girl), and for guys, there's like nooooo . . solution for you guy's so I guess you are out of luck, but seriously . . even if you have a purse . . it's like . . you can totally leave your purse somewhere too . . and lose . . and then , psha . . your license is lost anyway, too . .. .

And that reminds me . . license in the pocket is like a sure way to lose the license in the wash or wherever . . like falling out at the mall . . . or . . well ...WHEREVER ..you go . . ..

So . . I guess the only solution is to either attach my driver's licens to my forehead with a glue gun, or perhaps . . I could find a way to hole punch my license . . and put it on my keychain . . BUT REGULAR HOLE-PUNCHER'S ARE SOOOO BIG . . I'd definitely need one with a smaller hole-punch size . . hmmmmmmmmmm . . things to think about . .



hmmm . . yess . . well . . . I am out of Ranting energy for now . .


Ta ta firr now,

- The Ranting Bear